Libertalia: The Thieves' Haven

Libertalia: The Thieves' Haven
Saturday, Jul 26, 2025 at 12:00pm
Red Hawk Avalon
26 Red Hawk Rd

Schedule of Events

10AM: GATE OPENS

11AM-1PM: "MAROONED WITH BOGUE" at THE BROKEN TEACUP: Been left for dead by your crew before and want to do better next time? Join Bogue and Scrap for a lesson in basic survival skills!

1PM-1:30- THE GRAND REVOLUTION at THE FIREPIT: After a night of praise for the crowned king, we play a chummy little game where he will be chased down like the dog he is so that all of the townsfolk can remember that we have no kings, no god, and no allegiance. Join Scrapfish, Tomjack, and others while they find and execute the monarch.

2:30PM-4PM: THE RAMBLER'S TREASURE HUNT at ACE OF RUIN: Build a guild of 5 to join you on your quest, full of glitching NPC's and cryptic messages to guide you to the biggest prize of the event. Ask a member at the Ace of Ruin for your first clue... but if you don't have 5 members, you'll be turned away until you do!

3:30PM: TEMP TATTOOS & BODY PAINTING at THE SNAKE-EYED SQUID: Get drawn (but not quartered). Tattoo pens and body paints will be available for some on-skin arts and crafts. Alltrade and others will be available for drawing whatever you want with temporary tattoo pens and offering flash temp tattoos.

4PM: IRON DRAGON ARTILLERY SHOW at EXECUTION DOCK: The one show you'll know has started no matter where you're at on site. Come witness a Libertalia first, with Iron Dragon's explosive artillery show! Their crew will detonate, elucidate, and wreak a splendid havoc that will be a must-see for the weekend.

4:30PM: "PLANKS FOR EVERYTHING" PLANK-JUMPNG CONTEST at THE BROKEN TEACUP: If you start feeling warm, there's no better contest to attend! Kelzar and Briggs will bring you to the watering hole so you can present your last words before jumping off a plank (hopefully just for practice). The best denouement to grace the plank will win a prize.

4:30PM: ARCHERY PRACTICE/ "WILLIAM TELL-NO-TALES" at EXECUTION DOCK: Sal, Hobbes and Paisley will work with both newcomers and experts at the archery firing range, and after will offer a prize for the best shot for the more adept attendees.

5PM: WYK DREAMKASTER AT THE SANDY CONCH

5PM: THE RUSTY CHEF COOKING CHALLENGE at ACE OF RUIN: This one's for the galley: bring your best knives and pans, and join Salvador, Sammy, and Alltrade for a nerve-wracking cookoff with a mystery ingredient. First and second place will be awarded prizes!

5:30PM: MERCENARY AUCTION SIGN-UP: If you want to peddle your talents, be it instrumental, arm-candy, hard work or the ability to make your bellybutton look like a grandpa, sign up and see who will pay you for your skills!

6PM: IRISH GOLF at THE SNAKE-EYED SQUID: Come along for the dumbest activity at Libertalia! The contest where no one wins, but everyone arguably succeeds, as Kelzar and Paisley take you on a drinking, can-hitting tour of the site. Make sure your affairs are in order beforehand.

6PM: MERCENARY AUCTION at THE SANDY CONCH: Bid event money, or more interestingly, whatever random thing you have, on the amazing people up for auction to have them for a few hours of the evening!

7PM: GATE CLOSES

7:30PM: WILLOW & HEATHRA DRUM & BELLYDANCE SHOW at THE BROKEN TEACUP (BAR OPENS)

8:00- FEISTY FELINES at THE BROKEN TEACUP

9PM: TOTL GAMES' GAME NIGHT at THE SNAKE-EYED SQUID (BAR OPENS): Bring your own games, play the ones provided, and enjoy the open bar.

9:00- CORPSE WOOING CONTEST at ACE OF RUIN: Join Tomjack as he hosts a disgusting dance with the dead! Do your best lapdance for the corpse that used to run Ace of Ruin's ship, and win the most unusual prize of the weekend.

10PM: TOPLESS KNIFE FIGHT at THE FIREPIT: Get dressed-down for a classic late-night pirate game hosted by Bogue and Salvador. Four boobs enter, two boobs leave. As always, men welcome.

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